Because Depths of Mental Instability, Ltd. just doesn't sound as cool...
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Disclaimer of DOOM!!!
We, the Bowels of Insanity,
Inc. staff, are not responsible for managing your child's web viewing
habits. That's your damn job. Ergo, if little Johnny or Suzy reads this
page, and then asks you: a.) where babies come from, b.) what the word
fuck means, c.) why that man is kissing that other man's lap, or d.) anything
else, TOO DAMN BAD. We're not going to change our site to suit you and
your closed minded views. Period, end of discussion....except for the
fact that I like talking like this, so: Like I said, I don't care how
much you bitch and complain, we're not going to take anything off the
site, (except maybe for legal reasons, or ya know, what we consider good
taste), so, just fuck off. If I start getting hate mail and shit like
that, I may take a leaf from Maddox's site and start posting it, and then
verbally bitch slapping you. Alright? We (Alex, Ashley, and myself) don't
have the time or the inclination to sort through your little whinig about
how your kid is now questioning the world around him/her/it, and, *gasp*
possibly even not accepting your narrow-minded, faith-based (or whatever)
views, and as stated above, don't give a rat's ass, on account of we've
got better things to do....like knit sweaters out of belly button lint. Signed, -Malachi. |